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 Hey guys how are you all? Not really online anymore and not really posting since most stuff get taken down anyway. So here have most of Deviant Art in one video.
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Stuff
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Stuff
  • Playing: Dank Souls
  • Eating: KFC
  • Drinking: Stuff

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AlexMercer95
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Malta
I just post whatever I feel is funny or worth the time to post, not really online much but enjoy your stay, don't bother if you're watching cause of the username, interests change and Prototype is now completely dead thanks to some people and their sex starved imaginations on this website.

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Check out my girlfriend's profile too. She's an awesome artist, and the best girlfriend ever ~ :heart: ~ :iconninja-angel: ~ :heart: ~
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:iconangry-french-kid:
Angry-French-Kid Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday !
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:iconalexmercer95:
Thanks my nigga
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:iconobsidiandovah:
U watch attack on Titan? It's good.
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:iconalexmercer95:
I don't like anime.
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:iconobsidiandovah:
K. But u should watch the abridged version. Fucking hilarious.

hannes: it's time for Hannes!
*explosion* *shadow of the colossus music start* HANNES!
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:iconpepelotas2010:
Pepelotas2010 Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wanna go glock some lays bro? :^)
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:iconalexmercer95:
Yes, for the glory of Crumnch and Dashing Black Man
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:iconangry-french-kid:
Angry-French-Kid Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
alex.exe has stopped working
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:iconalexmercer95:
Guess who's back.
For the moment lol
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:iconangry-french-kid:
Angry-French-Kid Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ALUX PLS
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:iconobsidiandovah:
: >Be going through Alexmercer95's gallery 
>Girlfriend getting herself ready for sexytimes in bed behind me 
>Suddenly 
>Wall is blown inward and throws rubble all over the room. 
>wat.Jpg 
>Yellow 5 foot rod emerges from dust 
>Assorted idiots skewered ass to mouth on it 
>Get down on knees and begin to pray 
>Onion flung from dustcloud, hits gf in vagina 
>Orgasmotron.gif 
>Shrek emerges from dust, grabs gf by the legs and begins to eat onion 
>Finishes with a loud belch and stares me straigt in the eye as the idiot shishkebab knight's me on the shoulders 
>"Check urself befor u shreck urself" 
>Cry tears of joy as shrek begins to tear down wall to grandma's room 
>Shreck is Love 
>Shreck is Life

Once I was drunk then Russia was a puck
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:iconalexmercer95:
I come back after 2 weeks and I find this in my notifications.

My day has been made.
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:iconobsidiandovah:
Your side status: lost in another dimension.
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:iconninja-angel:
Ninja-Angel Dec 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
vvv  Whore  vvv  :aww:
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:icontheicyglaceon:
TheIcyGlaceon Dec 28, 2013  Student Writer
Hello Kyle c:
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:icontheicyglaceon:
TheIcyGlaceon Dec 28, 2013  Student Writer
Will you be my husband? :meow:
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